Fail

well I get paid time and a half for working tomorrow (sunday) I've had that gerbil, Bishop, for over a year now. what a waste of a life. i know i wouldn't want to live inside a cage, sleeping in my own waste, and living in the dark most of the time. Actually though he never has to work. Doesn't have to worry about anyone else.
I figure if I spend an average of six minutes a day on the toilet, then I have spent about a month of my life on the toilet. If I live to be an old man of eighty then I have about three more months on the toilet left. Four months on the toilet in total.
Over four months is how long as tim has dated his wife, which i found out from his now boring web page. I think I am going to play some risk tonight with him and his guy friends, before he gets married next week.
I wonder how often my breath stinks bad and I don't know about it and no one else will tell me. Except when I worked at the value village I got lots of free gum because I was in a routine of eating a can of sardines before work.