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Okay since in highschool I took most of my essays and projects off of the internet, I think I will write about the best way to plagerize and not get caught. since i never got caught. First, you have to find the right website. I suggest something not too popular, but that is very very very long. Then you gotta read a bit of it and decide if it is too advanced for anything you could have possibly written yourself, or is at about a grade three level. If it is too advanced, you have to replace all the big words. Use the thuasarus in word if you don't know what they mean. (highlight the word then hit shift f7) If the essay is at too low of a grade level, go find a new website but keep this one loaded up, because you can always throw a bit of it in just to reinforce that you did write this essay yourself. anyway, copy paste the entire essay into word or something like that, and then go down through and delete most of it, so the essay is only like a page or however long your project is supposed to be. This way it talks about a lot of different stuff on the topic, so that the teacher knows you did a lot of research in your library, or in encylopidias or whatever they are. if there is a part that has a lot of facts, delete that because it will be boring for the teacher to read. lastly, if you have the time, read over what is written and make a introduction paragraph and conclusion paragraph, which are both almost the same thing, the first sentence of each paragraph throughout the body. okay when the internet became more popular, teachers started making you write down a "works cited" page which is like where you found your information. if you have to make one of these make sure you make a really long list of encyclopidias and CD's and newspapers, and other websites besides the one that you actually used. Remember the bigger this list the more work your teacher will think you did. write down your favorite archie comics or whatever it takes.