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when i went to leahs last friday her hamster died. well it was dying, it was "leaking from the back" as they put it. anyway, her dad took it out and put it out of its mysery, but wouldnt tell how he did it. anyway, i found a poem on my floor today she had written about him when she was in high school. here it is.
my dear little rodent i love you so much.
where would i be without you?
a hamster-less world is no place for me.
you bring me much joy, i am so happy we found each other!
i love how you waddle across the floor like a short fuzzy duck, and how
you roll about in your ball crashing into doorways over and over again.
i love your twithing nose, your long funny whiskers that tickle my
face, your beautiful pink beady eyes that remind me of marbles, and
your adorable grey mo-hawk. You are truely the most gorgeous creature
ever created.
I thank God we met and i can call you my own. I love you my
dear Chumble Spuzz!

anyway, hey jordan, on my lunch at work today i went to the mall and saw the tim hortons girl. she recognized me.
i left the top of bishops cage open all night. i guess he can't get out that way.