Fail

Well, I was going to answer a bunch of dumb questions that come in those annoying forward things. But I decided I would just make up my own dumb questions, and answer them myself. 22 questions:
1. If you were to be put in a room for the next ten minutes, would you rather it be with other people or alone? alone
2. Ever gotten bitten by a dog? just a small bite, delivering papers. guess that pitbull didn't want to be patted.
3. When you talk to yourself do you argue or are the conversations one sided? argue
4. Do you consider reading crappy surveys on the computer a relaxing time or something to do out of bordem? depends on what else has happened that day.
5. Ever prank call the operator? no, but a long time ago i was at someones house and they did. the operator called back and their mom was pretty mad. haha.
6. Do you wish you had a big hickey right now? sort of
7. Did you get caught staring at anyone this past while? don't think so
8. If you got lice would you use special shampoos or shave your head? shave my head
9. Is going to the bathroom a good thing, or a nuisance? good thing, unless i just went then have to go again, i hate that.
10. Do you know what the word amorphous means? nope.
11. Tell anyone they were attractive today? nope.
12. On dirty toilet seats, do you hover or just sit down? hover, then get tired and sit.
13. Ever kiss an inanamite object wishing it was someone? yes
14. Did you just lie on the last question? no
15. When you have a dream of going into pulbic in your underwear, does it bother you or people watching you more? other people
16. Ever eat a whole box of kraft dinner? yes, makes you feel crappy.
17. Do you remember being born? no, but i watched a kid being born in grade eight sex ed. that kinda sucked.
18. What's been given to you free? a ride on the bus, meatball sub, a glass of pepsi, pretty much that sega.
19. Ever gotten slapped? not yet.
21. Do you wished you looked like barbie? no, what kind of question is this? oh wait i made these up. well, they always seem to be pointed at females, so i thought it was appropriate.
22. Ever dance naked? i didn't invent this question. but.. i think i danced naked in the shower when our hot water tap was broke.
23. Strange, did you notice up top it said 22 questions and this is number 23? I noticed.