Fail

You go through five years of university to land a good job so a beautiful girl will marry you and you can sit down at a nicely prepared meal with your two and a half kids and talk about how hockey practice went although your dreams of them becoming an NHL star are being shattered by their abuse of drugs which your money is supporting although you don't realize it because you think they are spending their money on second hand clothing which is why you raised their allowance and giving the extra money was no problem because you quit smoking so you can one day enjoy your RRSP's and see your kids grow up just like you which they once told you was their desire because you are a good example of a parent by sponsering a starving child in Africa and only drinking sociably with friends who laugh when you flirt with other woman but don't cheat on your wife who you don't like having arguments with because it might hurt the kids who've grown up to turn their backs on you and hardly ever talk to you anymore as you relax on your yacht until your spouse dies and you return home from your retirement to sit alone growing old wondering if you were above average.